When flat tires meet flat responses

When a daughter calls her dad in a moment of crisis with a flat tire, she expects a bit of classic ”dad advice” — but she gets a response she didn’t see coming.

Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire!

Dad: Can’t you call your husband?

Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer.

Dad: Do you have a spare?

Daughter: He didn’t answer either.

BONUS STORY

The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It’s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend’s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason – something this hilarious story goes to show!

I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!

One evening, a beautiful 17 year old daughter came home, feeling slightly worried. Right off the bat, her dad noticed that something was wrong.

“Honey, what’s wrong? Did something happen?”

She replied, “Oh, it’s nothing, Dad. Don’t worry about it.”

The Dad wanted to probe further, but decided that she would talk about it when she was ready.

However, she was gloomy all throughout dinner. After a while, he asked, “Listen, are you sure you don’t want to tell me what’s going on? Talking about it will make you feel better.”

“Lovely airbags”

Finally, the daughter revealed what had been bothering her. Her new boyfriend had said something that she hadn’t quite understood.

“My boyfriend said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper,” the 17-year-old said. “What did he mean by that?”

Her Dad leaned back in his chair and took a few deep breaths to keep his anger at bay.

He said to his daughter, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, then I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he’ll start leaking out of his exhaust pipe!”

17 year old daughter reveals that she’s a lesbian, watch her brother’s reply:

Joe was an old-fashioned father, and wasn’t exactly out there walking in Pride parades in his free time. One day at breakfast, his oldest daughter gathered up her courage and decided to come out of the closet.

“Dad, I have to tell you something: I’m a lesbian.”

The father put down his newspaper and looked at her. “Hmm… are you sure?”

“Yes, Dad.”

The dad looked a little uneasy, but remained calm and said, “Okay, well, no matter what, you’re still my daughter.”

Upon seeing that the father’s reaction wasn’t as bad as she had feared, younger sister Lisa also piped up, “Dad, I’m a lesbian too.”

The dad frowned and loudly exclaimed, “Damn it, doesn’t anyone in this house like boys?”

The son raised his hand.

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