Funny joke: Elderly gentleman goes for a check-up

When the husband shared his “bizarre” health concern, the wife’s response had everyone in stitches. Scroll down to see the punchline…

An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”

“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”

After examining the old man’s elderly wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

But the doctor then said to her: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having love with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?”

“Oh that crazy old bastard, she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January…”.

Elderly couple gets caught making love in the wild – their explanation has me in stitches

Jim leans over the diner table and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

“Yes,” she says, “I remember it as if it was yesterday.”

“How about taking a stroll around there again and do it for old time’s sake?” he asks.

A mischievous smile spreads over her face. “Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”

A young police officer sitting in the next booth hears their conversation. He chuckles and thinks to himself, “I’ve got to see these two old-timers going at it against a fence. Aren’t they too old for that? I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.”

So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

Just like old times

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his pants. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in… Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, “This is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.”

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “50 years ago, that damn fence wasn’t electric…”

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