If A Man Has Any Of These Names, Do Not Date Him

A man’s name can set the tone before a first word is even spoken. Names shape perception, spark assumptions, and, in dating, can influence how attracted or intrigued someone feels. Before getting to know him, his name might already be working for—or against—him.

Adam

Adam is one of those names that feels like it was chosen out of obligation rather than inspiration. As the biblical “first man,” it’s as if his parents didn’t try very hard—especially if he’s the eldest. If he’s the youngest, maybe they just ran out of steam. Either way, the name often signals someone about as exciting as dry toast.

Seth

Seth might sound harmless, but historically, it’s tied to destruction and chaos. In ancient Egyptian mythology, Seth was the god of disorder and violence—not exactly the qualities you want in a boyfriend. With a name like that, he might be carrying a little extra bad energy.

Buddy

It’s hard to tell if you’re dating a man or calling your golden retriever. “Buddy” may sound cute, but it’s shockingly used as an actual legal name. If that’s what’s on his birth certificate, don’t be surprised if his personality matches—inoffensive, bland, and oddly forgettable.

Donald
The name Donald has taken quite a reputation hit in recent years. Regardless of your political stance, it’s hard not to associate the name with controversy. Not every Donald is problematic, but it might be wise to proceed with a bit of caution.

Kyle
Everyone remembers a Kyle from school—the kid chugging energy drinks, reeking of nicotine, and wearing obnoxious T-shirts. Unfortunately, that Kyle didn’t just disappear; he aged. If you’re dating an adult Kyle, just make sure he’s matured past his Monster-fueled middle school phase.

Chad
Chad—and spin-offs like Chud and Chet—tend to bring a certain stereotype to mind: generic, self-satisfied, and lacking depth. There’s usually not much beneath the surface, and they’re totally fine with that. But if you’re after substance, a Chad probably won’t deliver.

Tyler
Ask any schoolteacher which names gave them the most trouble, and Tyler will be high on the list. It’s a name that practically shouts “classroom chaos.” Sure, boys grow up—but a Tyler’s brand of energy often sticks around long after recess ends.

Adonis
Adonis might not be a household name yet, but it’s on the rise. In mythology, he was the ultimate pretty boy—flawless and adored. A modern man named Adonis may be equally obsessed with his looks, and unless you’re into vanity projects, it might be a name to watch out for.