JOKE OF THE DAY: Wife’s plan to catch Her husband backfires

Sometimes, we all need a little reminder not to let our imaginations run away with us — especially when it comes to relationships.

One woman’s attempt to teach her husband a lesson turned into a twist she never saw coming.

What started as a dramatic setup quickly unraveled into an unexpected and hilarious revelation. You won’t believe how this sneaky plan played out—read on to see how a hidden note, an under-the-bed stakeout, and a surprising plot twist left her stunned….

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.

I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.

“He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.”

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…

“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.

BONUS JOKE

The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month’s to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up.

The Doctor suggested that he should get his “house in order”, make sure his Will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.

“What will you do for the last six months?” asked the Doctor.

His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, “I think I’ll go and live with my Mother-in-law”.

Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, “Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?”

“Because it’ll be the longest six months of my life!”

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